<<Look if a couple of dudes with lots of tats rock up at your house in a grey Chevy, just tell them its been fixed :)>>

  As luck would have it, we were having an early Fathers' Day party when they arrived, and the combination of classic rock, horseshoes, and beer on ice caused them to forget the reason for their visit.

        - Mike

 

Now I get it -- the drawings helped a lot.  I was imagining something way more complex. 

oh thats great, it didnt sound like your description fitted the design, so I got inspired to make a diagram
I think it might require a lever to operate it though

Thanks for explaining instead of taking it personally.

Look if a couple of dudes with lots of tats rock up at your house in a grey Chevy, just tell them its been fixed :)